put on your sheets
and wreaths... follow in the footsteps of caligula. study the logic of fatso nero... wine, women and song. 'cuz it's a modern day... roman empire. where girls hone all the boys, diseases passed around like a game of... tag--and now you're in it! chorus: it's a modern day romanhood. you're not the first to be no good. you'll never know what kind of life it is. eating sweet and plenty grapes, bonin' down on a bitch. praying to the gods, in the sluaghterhouse of athens. if mom saw you smoking pot, she'd throw you to the lions...nero! die...you've got it!